Kedar Joshi in January 2007 in Pune, India. Image via Wikipedia
This is what a Hindu Brahmin philosopher — Kedar Joshi (born in Mumbai, in 1979) — thinks of his motherland — India.
“The three bands of the Indian tricolour – saffron, white and green – actually represent blood and barbarism, death and dictatorship, and decay and toxicity respectively.”
“India is the most contradictory state in the world, with the power to advance licitly and the power to contaminate subtly; and it is this contradiction that makes her the most perilous thing in the world – India is the deadliest contradiction.”
“You are arrogant? You are a liar? Good. That means you have a bright future in India.”
“Freedom for India is an insult to freedom.”
“A free India is a wrong idea.”
“A free India is a dangerous idea.”
“I don’t think India deserves freedom. Do immature, uneducated, undisciplined children deserve freedom? No, they don’t. The children need mature adults to control them, to train them, to educate them. They need to be dictated for their own good. Democracy for India is like democracy for children. And even if the free India becomes a superpower one day, it will be just like children with lots of physical power; the power will be in wrong hands.”
“The future is bad, for the future is Bombay.”
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“India is a bad country – bad people, bad infrastructure, bad system, bad society, where evil enslaves and dominates good. And I believe that good foreign powers should interfere and set things right for the betterment of world and humanity.”
“India is a land of thugs and thieves. Aside from few possible exceptions, there is corruption, fraud, dishonesty, untrustworthiness and barbarism at every level, from top to bottom.”
“India is a place where at many points there is freedom where there should be force and force where there should be freedom.”
“India is a land of GREAT people who do not even know, or seem to care to know, that on a ‘zebra crossing’, pedestrians have ‘right of way’ when there are no additional traffic lights – just one of innumerable examples. And when a knowledgeable gentleman attempts to execute his right he gets nothing but verbal, and possibly physical, attacks and harassment. What a great people! What a great country!”
“To be in India as a gentleman is to be persecuted. The gentleman is ought to be harassed by the mere presence of her incivilities.”
“India is a place where politeness is equated with cowardice, and good manners are condemned as gross stupidities.”
“The Indian democracy is a mask which hides the undemocratic, imperious, and barbaric face of the Indian psyche.”
“India is a democratic jungle.”
“India lacks the maturity to sustain modernisation with a healthy mind.”
“India is a slow but deadly poison.”
“If India grows, the whole world will one day look like India.”
“Soiling the civilised world is the direction India is taking.”
“India is the greatest enemy of the civilised world – the Indian threat is subtler and stronger than the Islamic threat.”
“India’s advancement will give the world wrong ideals and bad influence – A Better India: A Worse World.”
“India seems to be a poisonous deadlock which only a superior foreign power can resolve.”
“India is a place where the benign is condemned as silly and the crook is acclaimed as smart.”
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“The world’s largest democracy – India – is also the world’s hollowest democracy.”
“India is the pinnacle of democratic barbarism.”
“India is the paradise of impoliteness, corruption, madness, pretension, conformity, poverty, and dirt.”
“The way of India is not dedication, honesty, and perfection; the way of India is selfishness, indifference, and negligence.”
“The civilised world must rule India or India will rule the civilised world.”
“My message to the civilised world is this – ‘Beware of that subtly dangerous, uncivilised, barbaric country called India’.”
“It is more the Indian attitude than the Indian talent that is worrisome.”
“India will take the world to the lowest of all planes, the plane of poverty, incivility, disease and corruption.”
“Soon after the 26/11 terrorist Ajmal Kasab was convicted by an Indian court, an Indian minister joyfully said in public that the conviction proved that India was governed by rule of law. Well, Mr Minister, if India were governed by rule of law, most of her people would have been behind bars in the first place, wouldn’t they?”
“The Indians kill decent, civil people slowly, everyday in their country with their indecent, uncivil behaviour, and when somebody someday opens fire, quickly killing tens of people, he is outright condemned as a terrorist, a monster.”
“When I was studying towards a master’s degree in philosophy in a relatively high standard institution in India, I frequently came across a peon at the doorsteps of a main library who used to greet student-visitors with the rudest possible facial expressions and discipline them with harsh sounds of a large stick. For others and the institution, it was perhaps something acceptable; for me, it was highly uncivil, offensive and unacceptable, though not unusual, for this was the India I had and I have always largely known – The land of envious, arrogant and wicked souls, be they relatives, friends or strangers; the land where man has normally lesser value and respect than holy animals and idols; and the land where money, political power and force almost always triumph.”
“An economically developed India will be nothing but a rich gutter – economically rich, socially and morally a gutter.”
“People like N. R. Narayana Murthy hope that India will make inclusive, equitable progress and will make the world a better place; I, on the other hand, believe that India will largely make exclusive, economic progress and will contaminate the world, making it, eventually, a worse place.”
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“A developing India is a developing cancer.”
“The development of India is the development of Himalayan errors.”
“India’s virtues are fruitless and vices are fateful.”
“India will be the largest source of technically skilled and morally unskilled people in the 21st century.”
“In India, gangsters, fraudsters and murderers, and only gangsters, fraudsters and murderers, can be political leaders.”
“I find it hilarious as well as annoying the way India depicts herself to her people, especially the youth, through the academic as well as the entertainment industry: India is portrayed as a goddess, the British and the foreign invaders as devils, and Pakistan and some other neighbours as terrorists, evils and the enemies of humanity. Isn’t India – through her unfathomable corruption, unparalleled indiscipline, and profound barbarism, selfishness and apathy – herself an evil and an enemy of her own as well as that of humanity? Had India been continued to be ruled by the British to this day, she, on the whole, would have been a much nicer place to be!”
“The Indian gentleman is arrogant, aggressive, cunning, a habitual liar, self-centred, undisciplined, unpunctual, a lawbreaker, dogmatic, pretentious and biased.”
“You go to government offices and many of the small shops and hospitals in India and the staff and the people over there look at you like ‘Why the fuck are you here? Get lost!’”
“India considers a good, civilised man a stupid man and a bad, uncivilised man an intelligent man.”
“India, through her barbarism, moral degradation, and her extensive threat to the civilised world, reminds me everyday that I must keep fighting against her; and England, through her urbanity, cultural superiority, and her intensive potential for the betterment of humanity, reminds me every moment that I must keep fighting for her.”
“India reminds me everyday that she is the greatest enemy of human civilisation.”
“I’m not really anti-Indian; I’m anti-evil. But since India is a kind of evil, I’m kind of anti-Indian.”
“India’s Independence Day!! Who is independent??? Corrupt ministers, fraudulent officers, uncivil peoples…”
“India is the best example of what happens when freedom goes in the wrong hands.”
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“In Indian history textbooks the British colonial rulers and administrators are largely and extensively portrayed as monsters. Aren’t the Indians, who used to burn widows alive, monsters? Aren’t the Indian kings, who massively exploited their subjects, monsters? Aren’t the innumerable, corrupt ministers and officers of the free India monsters? Aren’t the uncivil, commonplace people of modern India monsters? Don’t they, in the same way, deserve a place in the textbooks as monsters?”
“India – The soulless land that often talks about soul.”
“India is a place where a cow generally gains more respect than a human.”
“In India, an actress can be sued and may be convicted for her ‘obscene’ acts on the screen, as they bring shame on the ‘culture’ of the nation. Well, the nation whose people are not bothered with making queues at shops, saying please and sorry and being polite to strangers, being sincere and honest at offices and work, being decent and conscientious at driving vehicles, being civilised and respectful enough to be moderately silent at ceremonies and celebrations, should better not bother itself with claiming to have ‘culture’.”
“If India is a peace-loving country, as she is often claimed to be by her people, the word ‘peace’ seriously needs a new definition.”
“India does not go the way of Mahatma Gandhi; India goes the way of Chauri Chaura.”
“I find Mahatma Gandhi’s idea of expelling the British from India’s administration inconsistent with his idea of Satyagraha and universal brotherhood. If he were truly passionate about kindling the flame of universal love and brotherhood in the hearts of men, with the power of Satyagraha, he would have instead longed and strived to unite the British and the Indians, Britain and India, into one, greater, homogeneous people and nation, making a platform for the universal union, as he did ardently and relentlessly with the Hindus and the Muslims for one, united India. – Gandhi, on certain key points, appears to be very un-Gandhi.”
“Gandhi’s greatest failure is his failure to realise the baseness of his countrymen.”
“Mahatma Gandhi – The non-violent dictator.”
“Your legacy to India? Certainly, it is 400+ million people incapable of governing themselves.” – on Jawaharlal Nehru’s quote: “My legacy to India? Hopefully, it is 400 million people capable of governing themselves.”
“The message of Bhagavad-gita is inherently satanic and Bhagavad-gita is Hindu terrorism.”
“If Krishna were at all to be taken seriously, he could not really be regarded as a good, kind, just, and noble Lord, but would rather, to a very large extent, be worthy of condemnation as evil.”
“Krishna is not the main protagonist but the real antagonist of the Mahabharata.”
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“The Bhagavad-gita’s karma-yoga means man’s unconditional, absolute allegiance to uncompromising, pretentious evil.”
“If Shivaji descends from heaven to regovern his people, most of the people will have lost some of their limbs.”
“The Hindus disregard the world as ‘Maya’, yet their religious practices are full of ‘Maya’.”
“I don’t know why they attach so much importance to Indian spiritualism. What’s wrong with western idealism, say Berkeley’s idealism? Western idealism rather makes more sense to me than the fuzzy ideas of soul, Brahman and reincarnation.”
“Hindus are mostly those who do not know how to walk and talk and where to spit and shit and who speak about Rama, Krishna, and Hinduism, and believe that the religious adherence and unity – Hindutva – can bring them and their nation glory and prosperity.”
“If the Elephant-god is the Lord, I better be a hardcore atheist.”
“‘That which is good is not new and that which is new is not good.’ – Isn’t that Bollywood?”
“Honestly, the Muslims normally appear to be far more honest and civil people than the Hindus; and isn’t it very true when it comes to religious practice?”
“May be the Shiv Sena should replace the Tiger on its flag by the African Wild Dog for a couple of obvious reasons: The tiger hunts alone and is kind of royal.”
“‘My power is immeasurable; My truth inexplicable, unfathomable.’ – Sathya Sai Baba
‘And yet my country has problems immeasurable.’ – Kedar Joshi”
“I would certainly prefer to be a kitchen porter in a land like England than to be a president of a land like India.”
“It is kind of farcical that India is normally seen as a natural ally of the West and the US. The Indian values of incivility, dishonesty, indiscipline, intolerance in fact make India a natural, subtle and severe enemy of the West and the Western civilisation.”
“I would love to see India succeed. But I hate to see the way she is succeeding.”
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“In India, people unconstitutionally attack even those who constitutionally attack the constitution.”
“‘Rama’ ruled India? I thought ‘Ravana’ ruled India!”
“An English barber is normally far more polite, gentle, modest, sensible, civilised and self-critical than an Indian professor.”
“A typical Indian is: Undisciplined, Indecent, Vulgar, Bloody-minded, Dishonest, Competitive, Envious, Poor, Mischievous, Impolite, Unpunctual, Impudent, Imprudent, Ambitious, Greedy, Apathetic, A cynic, Ungrateful, Dull, Mediocre, Superstitious, Religious, Dogmatic, Orthodox, A suicidal driver, A good cook, Untidy, Short-tempered, An extrovert, Crazy, Impatient, Intolerant, Imperfect, Incompetent, Uncreative, Impulsive, Unpredictable, Informal, Untrustworthy, An egoist, Unmannerly, Loud, A film-lover, Semi-literate, Ill-informed, Immodest, Complaining, Violent, Class-conscious, Image-conscious, Helpful, Sarcastic, Emotional, Sympathetic, Romantic, Hospitable, A patriot, Miserable, Kind, Materialistic, Possessive, A pseudo-intellectual, A bad-listener, Ill-tempered, Foul-mouthed, A procrastinator, Cocksure, Immature, Unprofessional, Unhealthy, Underweight, Hypocritical, Disorganised, Unhygienic, Pretentious, Fashionable, Outgoing, A fraud, A lawbreaker, Indolent, Argumentative, Inefficient, Biased, Dominating, A traditionalist, Irritating, Friendly, Fun-loving, Humorous, Talkative, Communicative, Sparing.”
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“I am not good and great enough to be tolerant to people as bad and wrong as Indians, though I certainly do not mean all Indians.”
“Indian culture is the culture of butchers.”
“India – The land made inhuman by over a billion humans.”
“I call on the civilised world to boycott Indian products as much as possible until India is determined to be civilised.”
“The USA, the UK, Germany, or possibly the European Union, and Australia should unite and militarily invade India and replace her rotten, so called democratic government by a fine Western dictatorship in order to eliminate the growing cancerous threat India poses to the wider world.”
“The West should militarily invade India.”
Sources ~
http://www.archive.org/details/QuotationsGeneral
http://works.bepress.com/kedar_joshi/23/
http://superultramodern.blogspot.com/
Submitted by Sarmad Akhtar
“You are arrogant? You are a liar? Good. That means you have a bright future in India.”
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What a load of bollocks, this Joshi. For a Brahmin he does a good job of selling out his motherland. Maybe he put up his mother for sale too? It was the Brahmins that sold out India time and again. They set the trend for corruption and disregard for humanity with their crass class set up and then put the fear of God in the people with their curses and demigods weaklings so they could rule. There is an India that Joshi has no clue about, the strong, the fast, the noble – he just hasn’t got the strength to look for it.
Just because he is a weakling himself does not mean the rest of the country is.
India, not worth for invasion.
It is sad story, though pakistanis gloats over this exposure; Please dont not forget that features narrated above are basically due to current form of hinduism which is opposed to equal rights as enshrined in the religion, as spelled out in Mauu’s hindu law codes. Pakistanis and also indian muslims have the same inherited behaiviour; low caste/high casts. syeds, shiekhs, labourers,farmers, zamindars vaderas, etc.
The indian features were were very astutely noted by Alberuni; Not much has changed.
NO country will invade india any more; The accumulated gold of several 1000s yrs , was the main attraction for british to plunder.
Muslims and earlier non muslims had invaded india to come and settle and be indianized.
But Allah is for hindus too and his mercy will provide some guidance to hindus and also muslims of Iqbal’s sare jehan se achha hindustan.
Mr.Kedar said these things too.
“When I see India, I realise how great England is! When I see England, I realise how
great India is!”
About Meditation for which India India was the enlightenment centre.
“Meditation should be the foremost technology of the 21st century, the technology of
reprogramming the non-spatial universal computer.”
Astrology is considered to be sciene in India. And he said
“The worst of all superstitions may be that astrology is a superstition.”
And his view about develping world (India,Pakistan etc)
“The developing world is a developing cancer.”
“The uncivilised East is an evergrowing threat to the civilised West.”
“Kedar Joshi” is misspelled in the title of this article! Kader Joshi???
Thank you. We corrected it
Its amazing that kedar joshi has such vocabulary in store. Tx to ms office. It matches glorification of kumbh mela by RNM. Kedar is heart broken or failed in love affair. His airconditioned office hatred towards mother land is not appreciable. Being in gr8test democracy, he enjoys his freedom of speech unlike salman rushdie case which is typical vote bank mentality contradiction. Kedar joshi is an aggreessive hon.hassan nasar of india in writing .no doubt. Kedar may find his own fault lines much bigger than india’s as he grows older by neurological age.
Joshi is a very poor man. Rushidie is an Indian citizen always singing praise of Bharat in all his books. He is not allowed to speak in Bharat.
Hasan Nisar is a PTI supporter. It is amzing how this popper became a millionaire and lives in a mansion. He criticizes all and sundry
Hon hassan nassar ji is a living legend. The way he dissects 1000 yr rule, two nation theory, umma contribution, treatment to pakistanis in developed islamic world is worth hearing. Long live all three frm kedar to salman to hassansaheb.
Sorry to burst your bubble.
Hasan Nisar has joined the Pakistan Tehrik e Insaf and is full of praise of Imran Khan who os suspected of being backed by the establishment
Hore Choopo!